Curse

Guillaume De Sonoma · Aug 25, 2005, 06:45 AM // 06:45

Thats my desktop a pic of the statue in the distance that is upright near the forst 15 attribute quest and then is latter toppeled as you get there. I just noticed it while runnning guild mate after guild mate there.

neoteo · Aug 25, 2005, 09:40 AM // 09:40

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You've uninstalled other programs to make space for future updates and screenshots.
Your desktop is a picture of your own character (or a screenshot of guildwars).
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Welcome to the club

we do love guildwars !!!!

Dreamcatcher X · Aug 25, 2005, 10:07 AM // 10:07

OMFG... I once had a life.

After work Guild Wars:
At work Guild Wars Guru:

Girlfriend: "i just need some space to do things that i want to do"...
Friends: Get them to play Guild Wars, invite to guild & never see them in real life as you can always meet them in GW!

and i've never needed two ash trays before....

Crimson_1190 · Aug 25, 2005, 11:19 AM // 11:19

eh join the club....I am waiting for my company to just cut out the gas price of going home and just let me play on their computers. GW at night GWG by day...

you know..... when you sit at a meeting silent and unresponsive to questions, then 10 minutes later when everyone is gone come back and say "sorry was afk"

jo3l · Aug 25, 2005, 01:08 PM // 13:08

Quote:

Originally Posted by Riceboi

-Whenever you see a midget you call them dwarves and ask them how King Jalis is doing.

OMG i wet myself after this one. very very good thread btw

- when you get divorced from your online spouse and your *real* one finds out...

Oscar Mayer Weiner · Aug 25, 2005, 01:31 PM // 13:31

you know you play guildwars too much when you think you are lagging in real life.

Xue Yi Liang · Aug 27, 2005, 07:07 PM // 19:07

When you're more worried about how your broken hand will affect your GW game than your basketball game.

Manfy · Aug 30, 2005, 01:26 AM // 01:26

When you think the pope has fissure armors.

Crimson_1190 · Aug 30, 2005, 01:29 AM // 01:29

when you plan a night of drinking around being sober enough to remeber what the frog said the next day...

Uncle Goldfish · Aug 30, 2005, 01:47 AM // 01:47

When U ask sumbody in the street what armour he has,
When U go into a bar and ask for Dwarven Ale,
When U go to a bus station and start asking for a runner,
When u go into a supermarket and try to sell stuff to the cashier
When u go to church u ask the vicor/priest/nun who has the favour and how do i get to the underworld
When u go to sleep at your computer
When u wake up at your computer
When u forget you are playing on the computer
When u put your character name on an exam paper
When u ask random people in the street to b in your guild
When u beg for 5000 gold for armour in a town called Acrington
When u try to buy gold off ebay on your dad's/ roomie's credit card
When u max out ure credit card on guild wars gold

derrtyboy69 · Aug 30, 2005, 01:48 AM // 01:48

Quote:

Originally Posted by Xue Yi Liang

- when you realize that little things like sleep, food, shaving, personal hygiene, sunlight, basic social interaction and procreation aren't as important as you once assumed they were

haha good one

Divine Elemental · Aug 30, 2005, 01:55 AM // 01:55

Hilarious ^^
keep em coming yall

derrtyboy69 · Aug 30, 2005, 01:59 AM // 01:59

Quote:

Originally Posted by MCS

You get in a fight with a kid at school and he starts running so you laugh at him for letting you get critical hits.

ahahah funnnnnnyyyyyyyyy

Tarot Ribos · Aug 30, 2005, 02:02 AM // 02:02

You know...

when you only run for 13 seconds, and then jog for 7 more, then run for 13, etc. Of course, you can occaisionally yell "Charge!" and run for a bit more...

And when asked of this curious behavior, you explain to your coach that you have to wait for your sprint skill to recharge.

...When you believe that rabbits and small spiders (with the exclusion of black widows) are not animals.

...When you believe frogs are the wisest creatures on earth.

...When your Guild Wars RP character is older than your sibling.

...When you start to wonder how anyone can be old enough to drink alcohol. After all, isn't 20 the level cap?

...When you can list the Avatar of Dwayna's skill set.

...When you can fully recreate the male mesmer dance in real life.

...When you think GW IS real life. (Sorry if that's been used, it just seemed like a good time to use it.)

...When you know if the above line HAS been used on this thread without going back through 8 pages to look.

PieXags · Aug 30, 2005, 02:03 AM // 02:03

You know you play too much GuildWars when it's boring as shit and isn't fun anymore...

Uncle Goldfish · Aug 30, 2005, 02:04 AM // 02:04

When U try to talk to a statue because America has just won some war in Asia and u think they have the favour of the Gods

Thor Wolfson · Aug 30, 2005, 02:06 AM // 02:06

Quote:

Originally Posted by PieXags

You know you play too much GuildWars when it's boring as shit and isn't fun anymore...

I know what you mean on this one. Summer update... you're my only hope.

grim peirce · Sep 02, 2005, 01:18 AM // 01:18

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chad

- When you watch ESPN's Pardon the Interruption show and think of Mesmers.
- When you visit your doctor for whatever reason and tell him "Nice healing" as you're leaving.
- When you buy dye at a store and purposely spill it all over your shirt in an attempt to change its color.
- When you're around a group of energetic kids that are annoying you, you scream "Fear Me!"
- When you see someone walking down the street with gothic clothing and wonder if he or she specializes in curses or blood magic.
- When you can figure out the correct pronounciation of "Conflagration".
- When you see someone praying and think about spirit spam.
- When you get a long stick, pour oil on the whole thing except for one of the ends, then light it on fire and consider it a fiery dragon sword.
- When you buy a cheap bow at a store and attach some neon lights to it to make it seem like its glowing.
- When you try to steal belts being worn by random people so that you can give them to the pre-ascencion collector of worn belts.

ok the 4th oone made me laugh so hard this is super funny!

grim peirce · Sep 02, 2005, 01:21 AM // 01:21

when u go for a jog and scream "charge!" and start running faster

Mistress Eyahl · Sep 02, 2005, 01:21 AM // 01:21

Quote:

Originally Posted by Uncle Goldfish

When u put your character name on an exam paper

Quality...